A man panicked when he remembered his works van contained thousands of pounds of equipment so he drove it to a safe place after drinking.
Peter Bradley, who delivered and collected motorbikes around Europe, was seen by police making a three-point turn and then wheel-spinning away.
Bradley, 47, of Station Road, Poulton, pleaded guilty to driving with excess alcohol.
He was banned from the road for 17 months and fined £149 with £85 costs plus £20 victims’ surcharge by Blackpool magistrates.
Peter Bardsley, prosecuting, said police saw Bradley do a three-point turn and spin the wheels of the van he was driving on Vicarage Lane, Marton on November 24 at 3.15am.
He had 63 micrograms of alcohol in his body - 35 is the limit.