Hot on the heels of a giant's trail
I am writing these instructions because there is a giant on the loose in Blackpool.
What you will need: the biggest net you can find, a spade, shiny treasure, twigs, leaves, and lullabies
What you need to do:
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Hide AdFirst get your spade so you can dig the deepest hole in the universe.
Next disguise the hole with sticks and leaves so the giant won’t see it.
Then drop a trail of treasure so that the greedy giant will come to the trap.
When you have finished, wait quietly to catch the giant.
A final note of warning:
Beware! If you get too close his loud shouts might hurt your ears.
He has sudden rages so play him lullabies.